The Heartless Bastards, The Meters or maybe Uncle Tupelo. Usually some stubble and careful contemplation. Occasionally the deconstruction of a bottom bracket or a film. Definitely rubber, grease and espresso. The Elephant’s Perch bicycle shop is resplendent with all things new and shiny and our well caffeinated staff can make your old conveyance shiny and nearly new, as well. Full of anxious objects and frustrated intellectuals, the Perch shop offers the finest bicycles and frames for the racer, the commuter, or the tweakin’, hard-core mountain biker and his hairy, cyclocrossin’ girlfriend and their kids. We like cool, used, pragmatic machines and new-out-of-the-box bikes for the little ‘uns. We dig overly engineered rolling artistic statements and the simple pleasure of a good single speeder. Two wheels good, whether it’s Ellsworth or Moto Guzzi, we still can’t get enough of that crazy rolling thing. Smooth legs or no, we’re glad you ride and we’re here to make your next epic adventure or trip to the café better than the last.